"I know you don’t hear, but would you just listen?"
“ Jon! Jon! Odie is on TV, and he’s wearing liederhosen! ”
“ I can do this. Beyond this intersection is just another intersection, and another, and another. On the other hand, I wonder if there’s any meatloaf left in the fridge. No, now is not the time for a plate of meatloaf. Now is the time for a plate of courage. Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield has left the cul-de-sac! ”
"Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.”